
I gotta hand it to Mythic. You have to appreciate their very creative, and sometimes creepy, methods to promote WAR! Before it was the Night of Murder greetings cards, now it’s something larger and way more complex!
Got a package in the mail today filled with a whole assortment of curious items. After I signed for the box, I glanced at the address and smiled big and wide. Tearing open the box, I found these items all crammed inside:

Here is a photo of what was crammed into the tiny package.
I kinda knew these were coming. Paul and Jeff talked about it in their XPlay interview on G4TV and I was hoping I’d be one of the lucky blogs to be sent some human remains. (Rest assured, they are perfectly artificial human remains!)
After glancing over the rather ghastly bones, I scanned over the letter. Rather than type it all out, here’s a link to a PDF scan of the document:
http://tok.blogwarhammer.net/wp-content/uploads/letter.pdf
** if you don’t have the Adobe Acrobat reader, you can get it here.
The letter basically covers a few questions about the bones, the little flag, the map, and the worn parchment.
Let’s start with the bones since most people will be wanting to see those first!
Pulling out my old Gray’s Anatomy (all artist’s should have a copy), I know these bones are:
the Sacrum:

and a single lumbar vertebrae:

Both of these bones have symbols scrawled on them. If you have trouble reading them off the bones in those photos, I’ve scribbled copies down for you to see:

As the letter suggests, these symbols act as a Rosetta bone (taken after the Rosetta stone, which I just saw a casting of the real thing this weekend ironically!).
Mythic has posted (or will post) 5 Tomb King cartouches. The only way to translate these five cartouches is to have the keys to the symbols, hence these bones. So in looking at my bones, we know the symbols for the letters “J”, “O”,“V”,“N”, and “C”. Other blogs will presumably post their own hieroglyphic codes and we’ll eventually have the solution to the 5 cartouches.
By translating these five cartouches, you’ll uncover a game code (hint: name of a long dead Nehekharan royal), you can then activate the game code on your Warhammer Account by going to: https://accounts.eamythic.com. The item you’ll receive is the Scarab Amulet. An item that releases a swarm of beetles all over you in true Mummy style!
There are only 1,000 of these Scarab Amulets so don’t stall if you think you’ve solved the puzzle!
OK, now on to the other, less morbid items in the package!
The Flag
The flag in my package was the *cough* *cough* *Canuck here!* an American flag, which tells us these hieroglyphic code keys are for North American (look at that! Not just the US??) only. Europe is getting their due attention this time with their very own version of these Tomb King cartouches!
The Map
This here be a treasure map me boy! Take it yonder, scurvy knave and scuttle yer butt to the “X” markin’ the spot! - Sorry couldn’t help it. I just love Pirates!
Here’s the map:
The letter indicates that where the “X” is on the map is where we can visit in-game in the Necropolis of Zandri to get special tome unlocks! (and maybe more ye bilgerat!) My map shows an “X” in the lower right corner. Remember you may have to rotate it to match the map in-game.
Personally, I hope when you reach the spot Jack Sparrow pops up and says “All the rum is gone, mate. Better luck next time!”
The Parchment - Diary Page
This is a page from the Diary of Doom. An in-character (who said there’s no RP in WAR?) guide to the Necropolis of Zandri. The page I got was for Day 6.
Here it is:
To me, the story sounds like it’s written from the perspective of a dwarf in the manner of speaking and the references to “smellin the gold”. In the story the party comes across a large hall, presumably they are already inside. They find two large statues and a bit of glimmering gold resting between them. Strangely not smelling the trap for what it was, a dense dwarf by the name of Tunari risks picking it up. Well that wasn’t the ONLY thing that was getting picked up (and I don’t mean the kind you find in a bar). Suffice to say, in the Land of the Dead, beware the adage:
“All that glitters is not gold.”
UPDATE
Confirming my suspicions, Epic Slant has recieved a package as well. In his package, there was the top of a skull and similar documents to mine. Check his site out for the other Cartouche hieroglyphic codes!
Keen & Graev have now posted up their bones, along with Da’Toughest!
For US Cartouches, they have now been posted up: (skulls with Paul Barnett glasses. CLASSIC!)
Kotaku.com
MMORPG.com
Massively.com
MORE UPDATES
RainbowMMO and Werit are now added to the list of bone recipients!
Annnnndd Bio Break is a reciever of bones! Nice photos Syp!
WAR EU Readers:
For those of you across the pond, MMO Zone has popped up for the European puzzle. Be sure to see their puzzle pieces too!